Austenites are no strangers to adaptations, reinterpretations, spin-offs, and, in some cases, rip-offs of the novels they adore. The novel most often subject to Hollywood’s remake mania is Austen’s 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice. Over the years, P&P has spawned numerous book spin-offs, TV mini-series adaptations, and movie reinterpretations. Some have been faithful adaptations, such as the beloved 1995 British mini-series starring Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth, that basically quote the authoress word for word and remain the gateway drug for many a novice Austenite. Others take some artistic liberties (*cough* Pride and Prejudice and Zombies *cough*) that are nonetheless still…